Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 17, 2017

See you all in the funny papers!

It’s true of all of us. Every day brings us one day closer to the day we die. That’s life.

TONY - ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO

where will flattery get you?

Well – I doubt that a “Black really suits you – it makes you look slim!” will help when the Grim Reaper is coming to get you.

Flattery gets me nowhere!!! Its my charm that does!!! LOL!!! If you believe that…don’t LOL!!!

@Tony

I always got better results with cash…

(did I say that out loud?)

@Tony:

I wouldn’t know — I don’t often get flattery, if ever.

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Know a lotta stuff?

The older I get, the more I realize how little I know.

Hey, don’t look at me Petey boy.