Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 05, 2017
January 04, 2017
January 06, 2017
Transcript:
June: I noticed on my "tracker" app that you drove to a donut shop in another town this morning! And you've gone there four days in a row! Ralph: I like them the best. I go to great lengths to ensure I have only the finest donuts! June: You might go to great widths, too! Ralph: Wait, did she say "tracker" app??
alondra over 7 years ago
Yeah he’s going to greater widths all the time!
cabalonrye over 7 years ago
Better than a heart disease tracker app.
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
Why bother with silly things like “trust” when you can Lo-Jack your spouse?
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 7 years ago
Turn off your phone.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 7 years ago
Then search your car – - – and maybe your wallet and your shoes – for that little tracker coin thing.
Smiley Rmom over 7 years ago
If he’s like my husband, it won’t matter if she knows what he’s eating, he’ll do it anyway. I’ve tried to tell my husband (after I lost 70 pounds) to just indulge his daily cravings once a week, instead of everyday. Doesn’t seem to stop him, I have no idea how to motivate him to work on losing weight.
michael100 over 7 years ago
She is on to you Drabble.