Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 14, 2016

If that were my wife, she wouldn’t need her friends to tell her that.

My ex wife actually did that.

All men already know everything is their fault.

And if its not the man’s faulty then by default its the man’s fault.

“Everything is your fault.”

“Including the fact that I am about to pop out of this dress.”

Including the fact that I have to hold my arm on until the glue sets up.

My standard answer: “Yes, I’m male and I am defective. By default, everything’s is my fault but you knew what I was when we first met so quit bitching and just get over it”.

Yeah, but her friends are a sock puppet named Bojangles and a dust bunny she’s named Clementine

Strange how it works out that way when only one side is told.

jrmerm said,

@Mourdac

“Which reminds us of the classic Zen joke: “if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around to hear it, is it your husband’s fault”?”

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Or the common variation:

If a man is at sea with no women within a thousand miles and he whispers something, is he still wrong?

At the Possum Lodge, the motto is: I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.

He appears to be falling under the spell of the closely apposed mammaries. I’m sure all he is hearing is, “Blah blah blah…”