Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2016

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    How does it taste?….Kinda like it smells…..decaying flesh and busy flies and stuff…..And a General mess all around………

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Bruno… you hardly need to duck.

    That name has been used by dozens of frozen custard shops over the years…and I’m sure most of ’em thought they invented it.

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    Michael Matchinsky  over 7 years ago

    Custer had been busted down to Colonel by the time he tried to wipe out a peaceful Indian village.

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    CrzyDyeman  over 7 years ago

    tastes like a candle stick in the library.

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    rekam Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, did they get a feather in their treats like the one pictured in the cartoon?

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    hippogriff  over 7 years ago

    Tune: Polly Waddle DoodleLittle Danny Oate had a little goatThe little goat’s name was Nell.A mowing machine, cut her nose off cleanNow how does the little goat smell?Terrible!.A gross liable. Does don’t smell, the bucks do in rut because they urinate on their own front legs (I’ll save you the trouble: “Eeech”.) Otherwise quite clean also.

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