Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 12, 2019
June 11, 2019
June 13, 2019
Transcript:
Richard's Poor Almanack by Richard Thompson The Official Cherry Blossom Map '09 Beardo Pops Big Red Pollen 395 Mirk Wood Please note- There is a 100% chance that at some point you will plunder into someone else's photo. Please dress accordingly and maintain a fixed smile at all times. Thank you. Nat. Park Service Key Cherry tree Falsa cherry tree (highly toxic; avoid) Cherry tree filled with plastic bags Illegal tourist ferry route Ent (slow and garrulous; avoid) Inexplicable dead fish Cherry tree sloth (feces thrower; avoid) Stackage caused by concentration of tourists Authorized souvenir plate dealer
danholt almost 5 years ago
Tolkien would be proud…
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
Boy Howdy, the things Richard knew!
fishbulb239 almost 5 years ago
Jefferson is “Big Red”?
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Hey, what’s a little Commercialization between friends?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
A curious ecology developing in D.C. A cherry blossom sloth that throws fex at passers by? South American sloth, Japanese cherry trees. Apes are known to through fex at each other. Not as complex as Florida, but more interesting.
poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I really want to go to Washington! R. Thompson just makes me want to go more!!