Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 24, 2016

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    I Quit  over 7 years ago

    Ayep.

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    brain Les  over 7 years ago

    you pay much in today’s money value to collect little in tomorrow’s money value….

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    randoman1  over 7 years ago

    Plus, “Only the good die young,” so you lose!

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    SeaFox10  over 7 years ago

    Term life insurance is a rip-off!

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    Cerabooge  over 7 years ago

    You can buy flood insurance, you can buy hurricane insurance – so why isn’t he selling death insurance?

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    brklnbern  over 7 years ago

    A pyrrhic victory.

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    Phatts  over 7 years ago

    you don’t buy life insurance for you, you buy it for your loved ones.the king is exempt due to not having any loved ones.

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    route66paul  over 7 years ago

    Textbook example of a “bad bet”.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 7 years ago

    When we were looking into long-term health care insurance, my wife asked the salesman how the company could afford the payout we were interested in. I explained to her that they were hoping we would live long, healthy lives, then die in a hurry without making any significant claims.

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Really “death insurance”…

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