Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2016

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Breezy: TNT, you can't run away from cop-dog school. Wait! What's that reflection down in Elk Canyon? Hand me those binocs! Either, it's a "weekend at Bernie's" remake, or someone is dumping a body! The reflection was from a crazy-bright knife! We just witnessed a murder! TNT: I changed my mind! I wanna go to cop-dog-school now! A grossed-out TNT and Breezy have just witnessed a murder in Elk Canyon! Yipe! Rip Haywire: Well, I solved one mystery tonight: The disappearance of my dog. TNT: (Gulp!) Hiya Ripster. Breezy: And the dead body? Rip Haywire: Breezy, Elk Canyon was sealed off by an earthquake years ago. No one can drive in there! Breezy: But I saw a van! It had "creepy murderer" written all over it! Rip Haywire: Are you sure it wasn't a hovercraft or one of those "total recall" drill cars? Breezy: Rip, stop trying to distract me with hilarious movie referenes. I saw what I saw! Voice: That tunnel to Elk Canyon is closed like a Chick-Fil-A on Sunday. So how did the van I saw at the murder scene get through there?