Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2016

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    They might want to consult an expert on this case: a loxsmith.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Was there a kosher kill pickle on the plate as well?

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    shipl14  almost 8 years ago

    Or a steelhead ache

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    linsonl  almost 8 years ago

    They’ll have to fish for clues.

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    efluffy  almost 8 years ago

    I guess he was D.O.A. Too late to call a sturgeon?

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    Digital Frog  almost 8 years ago

    It was the salmon, Ella left it out last night.

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    bradatwellbird  almost 8 years ago

    I heard him carping about something before he keeled over.

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    It’s not the Lox, it’s the locks that bring in all of the invasive species….They’re killing the fishing industry…

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    Baslim the beggarThey are related. The locks let in the ships that dump their ballast, sewage, etc. inland.

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