We had one little ice storm, no power for 10 days and look what I miss! A brand new member of the family. It looks like Dudley is making him (her?) feel at home already.
I love wolves, as long as they are not hunting me, and I love tigers, again, just as long as they are not in my rice paddy, and so, when somebody whines about why do they shoot the poor defenseless animals, I assume they mean deer. Because tigers have teeth and claws, and they eat children in some places. And so do Mountain lions, wolves, bears, and sharks, and sometimes a pack of coyotes carry off a favorite dog…and they don’t play with him, either.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
Why would anyone shoot a cute, defenseless, snarling, throat-ripping, blood-drenched carnivore? Not to be confused with you, Gif.
(Or should I say Jay-Peg? And why isn’t it at least Grif?)
Nebulous Premium Member over 15 years ago
Airplanes don’t fly too fast to be shot down from a helicopter, so that excuse doesn’t work.
Stegozard over 15 years ago
I think what Dudley means is that airplanes fly too fast to shoot animals from.
Simon_Jester over 15 years ago
Huh? What’s with the size changes? Did Gif Grow, or did Dudley shrink?
CaseyOrourke over 15 years ago
Grif is still a baby, so he is still growing like a weed
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Sir Dudley, the Pessimistic Paladin, this is too funny.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
We had one little ice storm, no power for 10 days and look what I miss! A brand new member of the family. It looks like Dudley is making him (her?) feel at home already.
stpatme over 15 years ago
Dear Justin,
Thanx so much for the sympathy for my brothers who are being murdered by the Wicked Witch of the North! She is outrightly evil, and must be stopped.
Simon_Jester over 15 years ago
Awwww Dud…yer not STILL mad at Anansi for that ‘beehive-quintain’ thing are ya?
teaguemj over 15 years ago
I love wolves, as long as they are not hunting me, and I love tigers, again, just as long as they are not in my rice paddy, and so, when somebody whines about why do they shoot the poor defenseless animals, I assume they mean deer. Because tigers have teeth and claws, and they eat children in some places. And so do Mountain lions, wolves, bears, and sharks, and sometimes a pack of coyotes carry off a favorite dog…and they don’t play with him, either.