No one is going to win that contest.
Opus’ head — dissolved….
“Mind if I smoke?” “Not at all. Mind if I fart?”
(Steve Martin)
Opus will when he passes gas.
One might think that Opus’ herring breath would overwhelm both smoke and pastrami.
Poor Opus.
George Carlin said that having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing area in a pool.
Steve Martin was more direct: “No – mind if I fart?” (And since when does Steve Dallas ask people first before he lights up?)
Opus, this would be a good time to fall backward in your chair.
Berkeley Breathed
Wilde Bill about 1 month ago
No one is going to win that contest.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Opus’ head — dissolved….
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 month ago
“Mind if I smoke?” “Not at all. Mind if I fart?”
(Steve Martin)
Just-me about 1 month ago
Opus will when he passes gas.
aerotica69 about 1 month ago
One might think that Opus’ herring breath would overwhelm both smoke and pastrami.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Poor Opus.
monya_43 about 1 month ago
George Carlin said that having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing area in a pool.
jrankin1959 about 1 month ago
Steve Martin was more direct: “No – mind if I fart?” (And since when does Steve Dallas ask people first before he lights up?)
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago
Opus, this would be a good time to fall backward in your chair.