Overboard by Chip Dunham for May 07, 2016

.17 % chance of a free burger, Louie!Good Morning, Crew!

.017 average, which is 1.7% of the time. 17 drops out of every 1000 burgers flipped. (That’s a LOT of burgers flipped.)

Louie, you’re too honest and ethical. When the burger is at the top of its arc would be a great time to start furiously barking and growling. A distraction could bring down that average measurably. (As could a mouse running up Henry’s pants leg).

Henry is kinda funny looking today…

I didn’t realize they kept statistics for such things, but given the numbers, I don’t think it likely that a call will be made to the bullpen for a reliever.

Good morning, Crew!

Everything comes to he who waits!!! Patience sweety!!!

Good Morning Crew,A whole new meaning to the phrase Catch and Release !Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

Henry looks kinda funny every day. Always like the mice sitting around here and there and Jonas is pretty old now.

“If it hits the ground,it belongs to the hound.”~Mittens

Henry looks like if he would miss a few of those burgers it would do him some good.

No other living organism is more optimistic than a dog, sitting and waiting for something to fall on the floor!!

To all the mathematicians, thanks. I am no good at math. Besides, it was past my bedtime, lol

17 burgers per 1000 isn’t bad for a ship’s crew’s worth of burgers.

Henry looks rather “large” today! Looks like he gained a few pounds in the past couple of days, doesn’t it?

Good evening Crew!

… And we savor all windows of opportunity we get, narrow as they may be!

’Evening, Crew.