Monty by Jim Meddick for May 02, 2016

The only spirits I know are in my cabinet….

Edinburgh University has a centre for parapsychological research, whose results strongly suggest both that clairvoyance is real and that the presence of someone who is strongly sceptical adversely affects the results even if they have no direct influence on the experiment. This suggests that, yes, sceptics are themselves generating some kind of psychic wave which wills the experiment not to work.

So, it would appear beer releases psychic energy?

If they’re real, why don’t these supposed “mediums” just go make millions on the stock market?

Or, for that matter, they could figure out unsolved murders for the police force.

I can see clearly now the fog has gone,

@Dunestrider. And after several beers Moondog and Howdy can have a barfing contest!

Most people believe that we are living beings, but there is scientific evidence that is simply an illusion – the whole “universe” we know and see is an illusion.

I don’t think ouija boards should be feared, nor do I think they are “fun”; Basically, I’m with Moonie. Let’s all have a few more beers (or whatever suits your taste if you’re a teetotaler) instead….