Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 16, 2016
April 15, 2016
April 17, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: Dad, can we go on the "mine shaft" coaster? It's a 150 foot drop! Man: Sorry. I have no intention of going on a ride that smooshes me into the ground and carries my lifeless body to the end, where a coroner is waiting to identify me through dental records.
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Farside99 about 8 years ago
You’re 6. You’re old enough to go alone now. (besides, we have lots of insurance on you).
She Mc about 8 years ago
Party pooper!
cdward about 8 years ago
I actually enjoy those things more now than when I was a kid.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
I usually close my eyes but I was determined not to do so on the Tower of Terror. It was amazing ride. Eyes open all the way. After standing in line for an hour, I wasn’t gonna spoil it.
Ubintold about 8 years ago
Give the kid a thrill.
Skylark about 8 years ago
That stuff (IMHO) takes more guts than a slaughter house. Count me out!!!