Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 21, 2016

Transcript:

Oh my God, this is incredible! It appears to have crystallized sometime in the late miocene epoch. Okay, okay. There's a mosquito trapped in the solid resin! There is not. If we can extract blood, we may find the DNA of ancient megafauna. In my hand, I hold the power to bring back the teleoceras, the saber tooth tiger, or perhaps even the glorious mastodon! Stop it Earlier... Do you have a condom? Uh, yeah. In my wallet. It... Might be a little old.