Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 22, 2016
I don't believe in the concept of heaven. The concept doesn't make sense. Nothing could be good all the time. You're still stuck in some kind of reality. Inevitably, some things will be sad, or boring, or will feel pointless. Imagine normal life, but everyone understands what your intentions were when you screwed up. Let me in! I'll do anything!