Jen Sorensen for March 15, 2016

HAR! (And accurate)

Kasich: about 1/5 (or 20%) Elvis.

(Snirk!)

Elvis is everywhere!

Nailed Cruz.

Hmmm ..So, on his worst day, Elvis’ score would be 1/3 The Donald.Seems harsh.

At least we now know the plural of Elvis…

Sorry, it would probably be third declension, with the underlying root “Elvid-”, so the nominative plural would be “Elvides”. See what a classical education gets you?

A Molly Ivins quote: “Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach; and those who can do absolutely nothing, do research.”

I believe she’d now follow that up with, and those who can’t even do that, go into politics.

You know who Cruz reminds me of. Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter. Creepy.

Wow. Nailed it.

Elvis is in everybody out there.Everybody’s got Elvis in them!Everybody except one person that is…Yeah, one person!The evil opposite of Elvis.The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in ’em,lemme tell ya.

Who built the pyramids?ELVIS!Who built Stonehenge?ELVIS!

Yeah, man you see guyswalking down the streetpushing shopping cartsand you think they’re talking to allah,they’re talking to themself.Man, no they’re talking to ELVIS!ELVIS! ELVIS!

Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.Cause Elvis is a perfect being.We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.Everything everywhere will be Elvis.Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?It’s really Elvislution!Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhereElvis is everythingElvis is everybodyElvis is still the king

Mojo NixonIf your store ain’t got Mojo Nixonthen your store it needs fixin.