Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 22, 2016

Are you still drunk?

Do we e’en wanna know the light bulb to which appliance he was changing?

TO:DADDY’S HOME fans who have expressed dismay that AVANT GAUCHE has been declined by GoComics…

I NEED YOUR SUPPORT! AND YOU GET FREE STUFF IF YOU AGREE!

Since GoComics has been offered and passed on running AVANT GAUCHE many of you have been enjoying and praising my new offering here on the DADDY’S HOME page. But from now on, I’ll only be posting “old” AVANT GAUCHE COMICS on my Facebook pages (DADDY’S HOME will be business as usual). But a fella’s gotta eat right? So, henceforth, NEW AVANT GAUCHE COMICS will move to a crowd sourcing platform… but, don’t worry… it’s super cheap! Starting at just a puny $2.00 per month.

Here’s where I desperately need your help. Before I fully launch the new site and begin advertising it, it would be fantastic if I can get you guys (MY SUPER LOYAL UBER-FANS, WHOM I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT) onboard first.. So, if any of you can spare just the minimum, $2.00/month subscription that would be a tremendous help.For that you get the new AVANT GAUCHE COMICS sent, directly to your mailbox.

Just CLICK HERE to go to Patreon.… that will explain your options.

I’m sure I can count on you, of all people — my DADDY’S HOME family! Thanks, in advance, for your help! Peace,Tony

P.S.For those of you who are able to help me out with this, I’d like to thank THE SUBSCRIBERS TO THIS PAGE by sending you one of my fine art prints… you can pick whichever one you want by messaging me on the new Patreon Site. And just between, you and me, your $2.00 pledge will actually get you the access of a $35.00 pledge.

To get brand new AVANT GAUCHE COMICS send, directly to your mailbox, Just CLICK HERE to go to Patreon.… that will explain your options.Can I count on you?Thanks, in advance for your support!Tony

As soon as I figure out which way i wanna go,,,,,I will go there.Meanwhile, Shhhhh

No, I slept it off.

@Tony RubinoNope

QOTD #1: Nope, drinking coffee this morning, and not the Irish kind!

QOTD #2: Became part of the solution not part of the problem.

Never learn to do anything: if you don’t learn, you’ll always find someone else to do it for you.Mark Twain

What did you do without someone asking?

I have yet to have someone ask me to go pee…

And you can scratch answering my question off the list…!

Huh?

Not me, my husband.He ate my Christmas chocolate angel, the one with my name on the outer wrap!His defense: Well it’s been sitting there since Christmas.I know it was, but… It. Was. Mine!

Too many things to count. I’m a mom to 5, bonus (instead of step) mom to 2.

Did he really say that?

Quite sure he did; after all, it is attributed to Twain on several sites. Now, as to whether I actually heard/saw him make the statement, I’d need to say an unequivocal no…

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a fish in the last two panels? (and he also looks like he’s sucking on her finger in the last panel)