Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for February 24, 2016

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Television: We interrupt this program to bring you extraordinary LIVE footage of a bizarre scene being played out in the skies over our town... it appears a seagull and some kind of worm are fighting over who should wear a cap and the enraged worm has jammed it down hard over the gull's eyes. The main concern for b=Bigley Bay Residents is that the, now sightless, bird is flying dangerously close to power lines which supply us all with...