Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for February 25, 2016
Ollie: Quentin, this came for you. Quentin: WooHoo! My insultomatic is here! Ollie: Insultomatic? Quentin: Yeah, I got it online, it analyses conversations and magically helps you think up insults based on the topics being discussed. Ollie: You stupid, dumb, brainless rumpwit! How could you fall for such an idiotic internet scam?! Quentin: Scam? Sounds like it's working perfectly to me.