The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 18, 2022

The woke word here is ‘almost’.. Just like saying ‘Burl is almost normal’.

And did that someone just happen to die?

The best life to save is your own……

….could be he saves a life somewhere when he chooses to stay in the house for the whole day………

….don’t disturb his concentration! It’s the latest pop-quiz delivered by his Moron In Training correspondence course……..

I am the MIT for spending too much time trying to “find it”.

Joy, repeat after me…. 911 …!

The effect will be somewhat spoiled when it turns out that Burl got confused and put the old bulb back in. That will make him decide that there’s something wrong with the circuit. That will get him poking around in the load center with a screwdriver. That will end with him causing a massive arc that singes his eyebrows and causes him to fall off the stool. He will deny all this to the electrician, in spite of the remains of the screwdriver welded to the load center bus. He will return the ladder to Home Depot (where he bought it five years ago), complaining that they sold him a defective ladder, too short for him to reliably reach the light fixture. The electrician will charge him $200 for replacing the light bulb.

Burl is going to be Moron Valedictorian…

At least he appears to be on a wooden ladder and not a metal one. He should go farther and get a taller ladder and put it closer to the light fixture. I do not see where the word “brave” fits in here.

Be careful you could fall and break something

Three pertinent shirts.