The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 14, 2021

“Condom mint packets”?

Timmy’s got no car, no purse, and too young for condiments.

I always take a couple of extra straws to stash in the car . . . and napkins. Don’t forget the napkins!

why most joints went to the squirt/paper cup deal inside, 50cents each for “extra” anythings.

don’t forget to refill your soda, Timmy… Oh, you don’t want anymore… then fill it with coke for me…!

I could use some mayo packets. I don’t use enough to buy a jar…

That’s Micky D’s corporate motto isn’t it? We are not responsible for overeating.

I get napkins. Not condiments.