Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2015
December 13, 2015
December 15, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Kids, thank goodness you're safe and free of bullet holes! Children and TNT: RIP! Meanwhile Woman: Boss, the hit on the kids has been canceled. The contractors had a falling out and shot each other! Remember, no refunds due to death! and at least we offered Haywire! You know, funny you mentioned Haywire, you're going to get a big laugh out of this... first off, I never laugh. Smirk evilly, yes. But never laugh.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
How about “cry?” Or maybe scream hysterically? Okay, screaming it is.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Mope fiercely?
hoagieman12 over 8 years ago
“Envilly?” That’s an odd thing to say.
Brian Premium Member over 8 years ago
If the “boss” is the Hawaiian then it’s his fault. If he’d read TV Tropes:http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhyDontYouJustShootHim
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Hawaiian… Do yourself a favour…TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!!!Nobody will hate you for it…, except maybe Haywire…