F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 17, 2015

Does the water do any tricks? Like, say, jump through a hoop of fire?

If you watch carefully we make it move once every hour.

Is it wild water or born in captivity water?

This could be a fascinating exhibit if they did it right. It could be about temperature, salinity, dissolved minerals, etc.—all the things that produce a healthy environment. It could look at the way that pollution and global warming are affecting the water that sea life has to live in.

“in Retrospect, I am not sure why we have this exhibitt”

next thing we know, bottled water will be sold saying its organic and found in the wild.

Don’t tap on the glass. We don’t want troubled water.