Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 18, 2010
July 17, 2010
July 19, 2010
Transcript:
villain: get ready to meet your maker, victorious!! you're about to get death killed by the deathdealing killmaster. dethtaks the shootnator!! bam blam ka pow boom blammo ka boom bam pow ba boom boom blam villain: I really gotta find another way to sublimate my rage... captain: have you tried watercolors? so soothing...
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
They just don’t make super villains the way they used to. Back in the day, he would have used a BFG 2000.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Don’t punish yourself.
runar almost 14 years ago
Right, Coyoty, that’s *my* job.
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The big guy has the Austrian voice of the California governor. A cousin?
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
The California governor would never attack a superhero; he’s too busy attacking public employees by trying to pay them minimum wage.
jlerner Premium Member almost 14 years ago
If all else fails throw the guns at him. Works 90% of the time.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Seriously, we need a Deathlok movie. In our age of BlackBerries and Smart Phones and iPads and all, it’d be a lot of fun to have an assassin who’s in a love/hate relationship with the computer in his brain.
’Puter, give me the technical specs of that power generation center!
156,000 KMv, 8.725 nb, fluffarium-infusion reaction at 46976/tA
Great! Run the plates on that black Mercedes that just pulled up!
Virginia plate SPOOK42, registered to ‘Ricardo Chaynee’, 148 outstanding parking tickets
Now this is key, ‘Puter… Calculate they payload weight for my shoulder mortar to plant a godawfulum shell in the reactor core, sufficient to blow this sucker to hell and give me time to get clear.
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Kaywest almost 14 years ago
Death and taxes… and DETHTAKS. All inevitable parts of being Cap.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 14 years ago
Great artwork on the villian…and his weapons!
mrsullenbeauty almost 14 years ago
Fritz, that KILLED me!