Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 03, 2015
December 02, 2015
December 04, 2015
Transcript:
richards poor almanac santa arrival uneventful by richard thompson amid extraordinarily tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit, the first since the war on terrorism began. santa: ho ho ho! claus's spokeself, tinky defrost, read a prepared statement. tinky: after receiving numerous complaints from kids from 1 to 92, we are reversing our decision to cancel santa's public appearances. "santa will be available, at a secure location, for gift consultation with those children who clear our stringent screening process." santaland santa's workshop elf 1: have you been naughty or nice? elf 2: please step between the magic candy canes. santa: ho ho ho! requests from the press to meet directly with claus were denied. oop: i have a question for santa! me too. my kid wants barbie's hair salon! tinky: santa is feeding his reindeer and unavailable for comment.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Yup. Screen the little greedy tykes. Screen ‘em hard!And, BTW, better install a bullet-proof clear panel in front of Santa’s “Workshop” before anyone sneaks in a non-metallic slingshot or other projectile weapon!