New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for July 07, 2010

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    ksoskins  almost 14 years ago

    But baslim, those wouldn’t be ḥalāl.

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    PhantomPlumber  almost 14 years ago

    This must be the Domino Theory that people were so worried about in the 60s and 70s.

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    Manitobaman  almost 14 years ago

    Well, at least it got there fast….When Dominos first came to Canada , I always ordered from them cuz they would be there in less than 30 minutes. But it was pretty bad. I went back to my old places cuz it only took 15 minutes longer and was soooo much better.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 14 years ago

    This is a common theme. Two of my favorites are here and here.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    We’ve been eating (and drinking) garbage for years and it hasn’t hurt us at all! Well, aside from the epidemic obesity, diabetes, heart disease….

    The first and most important thing to cut out is soda.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    when the nascar drivers get out of their machines and immediately start swilling down cokes when they areinterviewed……..suggests to our impressionable youth:

    cokes are best for thirst quenching and sports heros drink cokes

    of course, who cares that Research suggests kids who drink a lot of soft drinks risk becoming fat, weak-boned, cavity-prone and caffeine-addicted.

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    steverinoCT  almost 14 years ago

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    coot31  almost 14 years ago

    I had always thought that, While the US had flailed about in Afghanistan and other places, Osama had quietly opened a Qwikee Mart gas station and deli in Fargo, ND. Now he’s buying up fast food franchises? Does this mean I’ll soon be able to super-size my McGoat?

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    Domino’s never could make the 30 minute deadline to my house cause it was on Twiss St (5 houses) and not Twiss Ave (about 1000 houses).When they got sick of giving us free pizza, they circled our address on their store map and showed their drivers. We were getting sick of their lousy pizza, but hell, it was free. We is collage students. We eat anything free.

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    VancouverRaven  almost 14 years ago

    I thought the way to a man’s heart was through his back.

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    CRL29P  almost 14 years ago

    I really miss Pearl’s Pizza. They’d deliver a quality product & a six-pack of long-necks, in about an hour. Dominos came to town, & Pearl’s had to lower the quality to compete on the price, but couldn’t compete on the speed without a new oven that they couldn’t afford. I think the last blow was when the State got whiney about beer delivery. It’s too hard to monitor whether the pizza driver is checking ID, yet easy enough to bust him in a sting. When was the last time you had to tell a combat veteran that he’s not old enough to drink? I’m about ready to test the jury system on that one, by just giving one of them his fifth of Jack & saying; “It’s a down payment on Osama’s head. Semper Fi.”

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    The best pizza place in my town burned down six months ago. It hasn’t been the same since.

    Domino’s sausage always looked like rabbit droppings.

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