Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 29, 2015

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson holiday catalogue alert these catalogues are wending their way to you. extreme linens - cutting edge sheets, shams, flounces, etc. recent advances in textile nanotechnology now make thread counts of over 25 million possible! our sheets are so soft you could suffocate with comfort! no, seriously, some of our customers have. please use extreme linens with caution & keep a flotation device handy. extreme linens middlebrowse - products that reduce all of western civilization to witless kitsch! hats, t-hirts, shot glasses, doormats, coasters, etc. imprinted with famous quotations wrenched out of all context! we also carry the full line of freud, mozart, shakespeare, derrida & pliny the elder bobbleheads. middlebrowse winter 2004 e = mc2 now get me a beer foodolatry winter 2004 foodolatry - over 250 pages of unusual edibles! chivvied whelks & boiled uggins from england, italian jellied ghibelline, danish salted angstebloadt in grease, choice mulcted afreet from peru! why, just looking at the delect-able photos will make your intestines peristaltic with joy!