FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 23, 2010
July 22, 2010
July 24, 2010
Transcript:
Andy: Roger, I really wish you'd give up this silly day trading idea. Roger: Are you kidding? I made $3,000 off stock options in my first hour! Andy: Are you serious?? I guess I should keep my mouth shut, then. Jason: I noticed you didn't mention the $11,000 you lost in the second hour. Roger: I probably shouldn't mention this third hour, either.
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
Maybe you should shave, Roger. Gives the impression that you’re ‘better off’.
And there should be no ‘fourth hour’ either. Shut ‘er down, or Andie will be pulling the plug on more than the computer.
ses1066 almost 14 years ago
I recall that legendary list of “Personal Evaluations” that has the following; “This employee has reached rock bottom but is still digging!”
theR0nin almost 14 years ago
Learn to quit while you’re ahead, Roger!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 14 years ago
Internet stock investment is….oh, I’m a lost for words with this one here, folks! Help me!