Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for May 21, 2018

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    HeckleMeElmo  almost 6 years ago

    And he looks only 25% of his original size at the bottom-right.

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    If he needs to get there in a hurry the doctor might be able to pencil him in.

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    pcolli  almost 6 years ago

    We are all imaginary.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Better than drawn AND quartered!

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    tcayer  almost 6 years ago

    There’s a chapter in one of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series where they’re looking for the smartest man on Earth. His sole existence is to take care of his cat, and he muses that instead of language, the sounds he makes are like songs for his cat. When the protagonists arrive, he says “Are you here to see me or are you just here to sing to my cat?” It’s funnier in the book…

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