Heart of the City by Steenz for July 02, 2010
July 01, 2010
July 03, 2010
Transcript:
Dean: Hey, Heart, c'mon out! we're playing half ball! Heart: I can't! I'm stupid punished by my stupid mom for spilling stupid nail polish on the stupid rug. Heart: oh, hey, mom...say, you weren't listening to my stupid mouth just now, were you?
i_am_the_jam almost 14 years ago
Your grounding is now tripled.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Yes, stupid, she was listening.
kfccanada almost 14 years ago
Quick recovery there, Heart….unfortunately, you won’t be able to play ‘half-ball’ from that stool in the corner…
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 14 years ago
Heart’s Mom: “What do you think, honey?”
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Mom, be happy she’s saying “stupid” and not another adjective.
Dillithamir almost 14 years ago
Did anyone else notice Dean only has half a ball in his hand? Awesome.
runar almost 14 years ago
JSW, That’s the way the game is played.
bossyheifer almost 14 years ago
Yes Heart, your stupid mom’s stupid ears work just fine. :) Now, on with the stupid grounding!
smizzlybob almost 14 years ago
Half ball? Is he that poor?
SmokyStover almost 14 years ago
I didn’t think they still played halfball in the Philadelphia area. I played it throughout my childhood. You only need 2 players, one to pitch and one to hit. The game has to be played on a city street lined with row houses on either side. The pitcher throws from the curb across the street to the batter who stands on the opposite sidewalk. The bat is a broomstick handle. Hit the ball to the opposite curb for a single, in the air to the opposite sidewalk is a double, in the air hittting the opposite house is a triple and if you hit the ball to the opposite roof you have a home run. The best players hit opposite three story buildings to make homers harder to get. Skillful pitchers can make the halfball curve in any of 8 directions. Games go so quickly that we used to play a dozen games a day in the summer.
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
rerun