“Yes, and if you’d be so kind as to kill the brute for me, I’d be much obliged. THEN I’ll pay for the koi.”
In other words, THIS was the day that Jon had finally had enough.
He eventually married Liz, Liz eventually taught him to dress more or less like a normal human being, and they both brought Garfield Minus Garfield to a fairy tale ending.
You mean a big orange cat with big round eyes and dark stripes? No sir, i haven’t seen him. But, you can ask Jim Davis at the corner lot, i believe that he knows that cat more than i do. Nice meeting you, have a nice day !! ( that was close, now where is that feline? Garfield !!! )
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 14 years ago
How fast can you run, Jon?
ladywolf17 almost 14 years ago
Jon: No sir I am not.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
“I never saw that cat in my life sir”.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Quick, Jon! Say no and run away!
moronbis almost 14 years ago
what is a cat?
vynateoham almost 14 years ago
Quick Jon. Run fast, run far. :)
jkl3379 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
No sir, I have a dog named Odie, I’m not a cat person!
Celticwho almost 14 years ago
What cat?
GreighWolf almost 14 years ago
Jon … run … … … now.
Dkram almost 14 years ago
no!
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runar almost 14 years ago
This would be a good time for Jon to play koi.
MittensRhino almost 14 years ago
That’s not a cat he’s my son
ninmas almost 14 years ago
this would be the perfect GMG! and he could say: “are you the guy without a cat?”
Comic-Nut almost 14 years ago
runar … LMAO. Jon doesn’t have a cat. He has an eating machine.
Wildmustang1262 almost 14 years ago
UH-OH! (GULP!) Sorry, I don’t have a cat. (ZIP!)
runar almost 14 years ago
The neighbor’s name is BillyBob Hatfield. Here you have the origin of the Hatfield Koi Feud.
krimson69 almost 14 years ago
HA-HA
GottaGiggle almost 14 years ago
Make like a tree and leave, Jon! Exit, Stage Right!
Templo S.U.D. almost 14 years ago
Yes, sir, I have cat. He is grey and is named Nermal and I know he wouldn’t eat your kois because he’s world’s cutest kitten.
As for that orange cat that just walked by there who ate your kois, uh… that would be Garfield who belongs to… uh… Ron Arbuckle.
LadybugMacon almost 14 years ago
Be brave, Jon, He can smell your fear!!!!!!!!
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
“Yes, and if you’d be so kind as to kill the brute for me, I’d be much obliged. THEN I’ll pay for the koi.”
In other words, THIS was the day that Jon had finally had enough.
He eventually married Liz, Liz eventually taught him to dress more or less like a normal human being, and they both brought Garfield Minus Garfield to a fairy tale ending.
jackie9307 almost 14 years ago
HI, NO CATS IN THIS HOUSE!!HA HA
joseph_allen2020 almost 14 years ago
You mean a big orange cat with big round eyes and dark stripes? No sir, i haven’t seen him. But, you can ask Jim Davis at the corner lot, i believe that he knows that cat more than i do. Nice meeting you, have a nice day !! ( that was close, now where is that feline? Garfield !!! )
lin4869 almost 14 years ago
Hee, hee! Runar, you’re on a roll!
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
I guess Jon’s in trouble now!
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
Now it’s a sushi bar.
camerondawson over 1 year ago
Did Jon’s parent’s roll snake eyes when he was born.