Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 20, 2015
September 19, 2015
September 21, 2015
Transcript:
Library Ernest: Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? Frank: This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. Frank: This Napoleon biography is with the short stories, and the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Frank: Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart proile is missing --- it mysteriously disappeared years ago. Ernest: And what about the Albert Einstein bio? Frank: It's right up there, on the top shelf... Frank: ...the book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!
TREEINTHEWIND over 8 years ago
Who needs a hand-held when old-fashioned librarian Frank is handy and around………….
TREEINTHEWIND over 8 years ago
They both look to be way over the weight limit for the roll-around book shelf ladder………
TREEINTHEWIND over 8 years ago
Neither one of you have legs long enough to reach the first rung on the ladder if you happen upon it…………
NoCents over 8 years ago
That Donald Trump book is a hair raiser.
NoCents over 8 years ago
I understand they have plenty of space for the John Glenn book.
comixbomix over 8 years ago
Apparently Amelia took the “f” in profile with her when she disappeared…
Perkycat over 8 years ago
These two are great. I loved this! And the comments are great too. Good one, comixbomix, I didn’t even notice that. NoCents – excellent.
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
I read recently that Napoleon was actually not short.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
You have to pay to read the Xaviera Hollander Biography…The Bruce Jenner Biography is being re-titled…“Corporations in America” has been moved from the History section to the Biography section…
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
“proile”? Where the f did the description of Amelia’s go?
hippogriff over 8 years ago
comixbomixYou mean those cowards LaFayette and de Grasse, without whom the United States would not exist?
TREEINTHEWIND over 8 years ago
Where did the playbook for the Ohio State Buckeyes go? They sure don’t have enough time outs left to rewrite it………
hippogriff over 8 years ago
ChessPirateI read the Hollander book for free and sold it for something like 75 cent to a dollar fifty. (I had a new and used bookstore at the time.)
bmonk over 8 years ago
We are uncertain where the biography of Heisenberg is; Shrodinger’s bio may or may not be there when the book is opened.