Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2015
July 20, 2015
July 22, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, you don't need to tell me you love me... we can be friends for a while. Rip Haywire: Breezy, I... Maybe, I don't say flowery words about love... but when you're about to be whacked by a polynesian assassin, I'm the guy willing to break jaws to prevent it. That's my love, toots... Rip Haywire: Take it or leave it! Breezy: I just wish assassins weren't part of the deal!
Rob Rex almost 9 years ago
The assassins only come on special occasions. It’s usually just villainous idiots and their bumbling thugs that you’ll have to deal with.
Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Awwwwwww
herdleader53 almost 9 years ago
I’ve never seen Rip pass up a chance to break a bad guy’s jaw so he must love everyone who is not a bad guy.
StoicLion1973 almost 9 years ago
I just get the feeling this new reality is one big dream. Rip will return to a pregnant Breezy, TNT and that annoying bird (plus Cobra).