DOn’t active seniors outlive the sedentary ones? I hope to be the outdoors, hiking guy when I reach the upper levels. There’s a lot I want to explore in Mexico.
We gotta keep Imaginary out of these places. He’s way better than me at that stuff. :-)
It’s the maintenance fees that first created “The Night of the Living Dead”. If you have to pay that much, you want to get out and about to show off the results, go clubbing, have a good meal, walk under the stars with your lover, have a good dance with MJ now that he really is dead. The usual thing.
My uncle died of a heart attack on the tennis court - but what a way to go! Had to make that moot point. This is posted on The Family Plot Blog with all the other Death Cartoons in the collection! http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/
Historically, moot means open to debate
These debates to place in educated circles
Everyone else thought these debate foolish
Hence today people use moot as non-debatable
It is–It is not. Same word. Look it up in a written dictionary.
grapfhics almost 14 years ago
The Inevitable Acres Rest Home
runninanreadin almost 14 years ago
…..aaaaaahhhhh…cantcha just smell the scent wafting through that marble orchard?
Pacejv almost 14 years ago
Great point. Why waste the membership fees?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 14 years ago
Dr. recomended for weight loss.
Do not let yourself go to Hell.
DolphinGirl78 almost 14 years ago
Pun-tastic today guys! :D
kb8uuw almost 14 years ago
But they use the French Method
ImaginaryFriend almost 14 years ago
Life time memberships only.
See if you can raise above everyone else here.
Reach for the stars, it will scare everyone else.
A place where everyone is an equal.
The last membership you will ever need.
For our fist yoga position, everyone lie flat
No heath insurance needed, doctors examination is recommended, but not required, before you join.
Potrzebie almost 14 years ago
DOn’t active seniors outlive the sedentary ones? I hope to be the outdoors, hiking guy when I reach the upper levels. There’s a lot I want to explore in Mexico.
Barbaratoo almost 14 years ago
This was too funny. This “branding” nonsense is just that - nonsense!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
We gotta keep Imaginary out of these places. He’s way better than me at that stuff. :-)
It’s the maintenance fees that first created “The Night of the Living Dead”. If you have to pay that much, you want to get out and about to show off the results, go clubbing, have a good meal, walk under the stars with your lover, have a good dance with MJ now that he really is dead. The usual thing.
GailRubin almost 14 years ago
My uncle died of a heart attack on the tennis court - but what a way to go! Had to make that moot point. This is posted on The Family Plot Blog with all the other Death Cartoons in the collection! http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/
jhouck99 almost 14 years ago
“Get back to nature! (earthworms and such)”
lazygrazer almost 14 years ago
A hardbody to die for guaranteed within days!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 14 years ago
This place is HOT! People are just dying to get in.
papatotwins almost 14 years ago
Bury Patch Farm
MatureCanadian almost 14 years ago
Fabulous puns!
Great strip again Wiley, thanks for the laugh.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Historically, moot means open to debate These debates to place in educated circles Everyone else thought these debate foolish Hence today people use moot as non-debatable It is–It is not. Same word. Look it up in a written dictionary.
Reading–It’s not just for monks anymore.
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
What gives? He uses the cemetery for a lot of his jokes. Does membership include a headstone (member’s name tag)?
Mary Ritz Walling Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.
Dtroutma almost 14 years ago
Must be right next door to a Golds? Just one more minute on the treadmill!
okvol almost 14 years ago
Hey, this one doesn’t have mirrors either!
Trebor39 almost 14 years ago
This is the last step in trying to keep oneself healthy.
bmonk almost 14 years ago
And the best thing about rebranding: every member has to pay a monthly fee, or they are removed…
NoBrandName almost 14 years ago
What’s this re-branding nonsense? Who needs brands?