Monty by Jim Meddick for July 07, 2015
July 06, 2015
July 08, 2015
Transcript:
That's the new basketball equipment?... A down vest and shorts? Dude! It's not down... It's filled with helium! It's designed to increase hang time... To help almost anyone jump like Air Jordan. It works by reducing weight without reducing muscle mass and... Er... Uh... I'm still working on the crosswind issue...
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
Good morning Monty lovers and haters. With all the hot air that Monty spews out he should float away. Be happy and healthy my friends.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Let me float a new story idea by you: I call it The Misadventures of the Man in the Helium Suit, and it stars a well-intentioned airhead who has delusions of ability….
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The robot ran out of helium and filled it with hydrogen! Oh! The Humanities!
damifid0 almost 9 years ago
Play basketball inside,a gym would be appropriate. :) Peace.
azurebeard almost 9 years ago
Monty should get into motorized paragliding, or perhaps perform at an open mic night.
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
Sisyphos: An excellent idea.---------*Mabster: Very funny. -———Be well my friends.
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
My vision is better although not completely clear yet. Thanks for your prayers and good wishes, my friends.