It’s nearly Thanksgiving, and so in accordance with major retailers, it’s time to talk about Valentine’s Day. Today, I will buy for the frog: a breaking of the spell that restrains him from resuming his full size and allowing him to rampage over the city, smashing buildings and trampling traffic, until he crushes the giant monster who kidnapped his one true love and they can be reunited. Only then will he be released from his curse once and for all and be restored to his natural form… that of a seven-foot-tall friendly waving frog..Tomorrow… another joke, possibly!
Futabakun Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s nearly Thanksgiving, and so in accordance with major retailers, it’s time to talk about Valentine’s Day. Today, I will buy for the frog: a breaking of the spell that restrains him from resuming his full size and allowing him to rampage over the city, smashing buildings and trampling traffic, until he crushes the giant monster who kidnapped his one true love and they can be reunited. Only then will he be released from his curse once and for all and be restored to his natural form… that of a seven-foot-tall friendly waving frog..Tomorrow… another joke, possibly!
Bargrove over 8 years ago
Days yah voo voo voo
dputhoff over 8 years ago
Today’s comment postponed till tomorrow. Stay tuned.