Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 27, 2015
June 26, 2015
June 28, 2015
Transcript:
forms of speech a guide to the various types of political speech, with proper responses. stem-winder. a particularly rousing oration. stand up & cheer. guy: yeah! tub-thumper. the same only more so. wave a sign. guy: yeah! win thumb-sucker. a speech of depth & thoughtfulness, or lots of statistics. remain seated. (see also nose-picker.) teeth-grinder. a speech that stirs resentment, esp. toward the other party's crummy candidate. guy: ngh ooooh ngh ooh, i oughta- knuckle-dragger. a more proactive form of teeth-grinder. appeals to your cro-magnon side. ngaaaaaaargh stool-softener. not a speech you need linger for. find the exit and use it.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
What about the Painfully Boring? How do we react to that one, so often repeated?
Christopher Shea almost 9 years ago
We’ve been hearing a lot of Knuckle-Draggers since yesterday morning…