Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 01, 2015

Both old Italian and British cars had a tendency to break down so Buck’s got that right.

Well, Ford (Found On Road Dead) was always needing a fix.

Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Caddy

The thing is, I’ve heard of (not seen, you understand, not to my taste,) shows of Modern “Art” that are not too far removed from this.

Sex is a Triumph…… In any sports car. I saw that on a bumper sticker back in the days of the MG and Triumph. (I had a Fiat 1100D station wagon).

And then there were the notoriously bad electrical systems on British cars, “Lights by Lucas, Prince of Darkness”

I had both a Triumph Spitfire and a MGB, spent more time under them with a wrench, than in them with a wench…

Add Pinkish’s hair to the “busted” list.

You know there were even sports cars back in the Bible days, right?David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land!

Also: They left in a Fury. And, They left in one Accord.

My favorite bumper sticker was on an Aston Martin: “The parts falling from this vehicle are of the finest British manufacture.”

… est.

my mom’s maverick, bessie, was the queen of nonfunctional cars, always stalling and not wanting to go again

We’re a diverse family owning two Chevy’s, a Buick, three Ford’s, a Dodge RamCharger, an International Scout and my little old Toyota Camry.All are older vehicles, some are classics and hubby does all the work on them.

Triumph made both sports cars & motorcycles. When I tell that joke about David’s Triumph, I usually say motorcycle.

Exactly. No one can say Hitler did anything wrong, because all we have are our opinions. Does anyone’s judgement matter?