Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for May 24, 2015

She (or he) will grow on you.

… obviously written by a man. NO woman would even begin to think those words.

- … now, a man … foot in mouth disease, every time. -I know. I have been married 45 years. Wake up and smell the roses, Nick.

might explain the growing popularity of caesarians…

Is she meaning the man next to her or the baby. It is not a very nice thing to say about the baby. No funny, either.

All newborns look like a squashed potato.