Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 27, 2015

I never heard the bullet as it entered my spleen.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. That is what it means to me. (I’m actually a librarian.)

So, is that the police shooting into an open library?

Boy, they’re tough on overdue library books around there.

Dewey have to put up with this?

NoCents: Unless you put it in lc.