Garfield: You must be my age nightmare for tonight. Sign: That's right. Garfield: What are you supposed to be? My eye chart? Sign: No, your ear chart.
May 09, 2024
May 03, 2024
I’m sorry, Garfield’s ear chart, I didn’t hear you clearly. You’re his what chart?
Eh sonny? Speak up. I can’t hear you.
He has been sleeping this whole arc, you wanted to say.
Not entirely true – yesterday he was out of his box talking to Nermal.
A?
HA!
That’s my ear chart.
Poor OLD Garfield, he has not been out of bed for days!!!
Some time back I met my loss-of-hair nightmare.
What about when he showed his middle-aged gut?
It’s not often I get a chuckle from “Garfield”, but I did today.Aye?
cats have selective hearing. Can opener….1 mile radiusnegative statementabout behabior….total deafness
I dont get it
Friend and I were working underneath his truck once and a earwig insect crawled by.My buddy stopped what he was doing and crooked his index finger back and forth and said…“Here wig….Here wig.” I got a chuckle out of that one.
Ay?
A+
Sarcasm. That’s one sarcastic eye chart.
You’re late, age nightmare!
Eh eh? What ya say?
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
I’m sorry, Garfield’s ear chart, I didn’t hear you clearly. You’re his what chart?
codycab almost 9 years ago
Eh sonny? Speak up. I can’t hear you.
paha_siga almost 9 years ago
He has been sleeping this whole arc, you wanted to say.
Goneaway almost 9 years ago
Not entirely true – yesterday he was out of his box talking to Nermal.
Darryl Heine almost 9 years ago
A?
Simonsbs almost 9 years ago
HA!
tripwire45 almost 9 years ago
That’s my ear chart.
She Mc almost 9 years ago
Poor OLD Garfield, he has not been out of bed for days!!!
mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Some time back I met my loss-of-hair nightmare.
FlatheadFord almost 9 years ago
What about when he showed his middle-aged gut?
Kroykali almost 9 years ago
It’s not often I get a chuckle from “Garfield”, but I did today.Aye?
spinnerca almost 9 years ago
cats have selective hearing. Can opener….1 mile radiusnegative statementabout behabior….total deafness
Luke0457 almost 9 years ago
I dont get it
boldyuma almost 9 years ago
Friend and I were working underneath his truck once and a earwig insect crawled by.My buddy stopped what he was doing and crooked his index finger back and forth and said…“Here wig….Here wig.” I got a chuckle out of that one.
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Ay?
Calvin's Dad almost 9 years ago
A+
komickat almost 9 years ago
Sarcasm. That’s one sarcastic eye chart.
Garfield88 over 3 years ago
You’re late, age nightmare!
baleyeman42 almost 2 years ago
Eh eh? What ya say?