TV: Yes, dogs are indeed man's best friend. And cats? They're more like a snobbish neighbor. Garfield: Peasant!
May 14, 2024
Cats are more like the best friend you don’t see for years but as soon as you get back together it’s like you never been apart.
Dogs are grovelling slaves, Cats are co-equals – and know it!
And they run the household
It is what it is.
Yes. They purr when they feel comfortable, when they are sic, when they are hungry… you do not want me to write every situetion where they produce the exact same sound, as to confuse us. Dogs have a clearly different sound for each situation.
Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
Dogs are slaveholders disguised as pandering sycophants.
I like cats… as long as they belong to someone else.
I like both, but have neither.
Or maybe cats do bark
Explanation
Sorry, Garfield but I agree. I’ve never been one for cats. My uncle thinks they are sly.
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WHAT?! CATS ARE MY BFFS! Dogs are like drool balls covered in fur (no offense dog lovers!)
tirnaaisling almost 9 years ago
Cats are more like the best friend you don’t see for years but as soon as you get back together it’s like you never been apart.
LeoAutodidact almost 9 years ago
Dogs are grovelling slaves, Cats are co-equals – and know it!
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And they run the household
Ubintold almost 9 years ago
It is what it is.
RafeWeisz almost 9 years ago
Yes. They purr when they feel comfortable, when they are sic, when they are hungry… you do not want me to write every situetion where they produce the exact same sound, as to confuse us. Dogs have a clearly different sound for each situation.
cb795 almost 9 years ago
Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
KEA almost 9 years ago
Dogs are slaveholders disguised as pandering sycophants.
Dr_Fogg almost 9 years ago
I like cats… as long as they belong to someone else.
primalcoach almost 9 years ago
I like both, but have neither.
John M almost 9 years ago
Or maybe cats do bark
Explanation
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Sorry, Garfield but I agree. I’ve never been one for cats. My uncle thinks they are sly.
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komickat almost 9 years ago
WHAT?! CATS ARE MY BFFS! Dogs are like drool balls covered in fur (no offense dog lovers!)