Ted Rall for March 18, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Tell me something I don't know. Woman: Do you know what the "Jeb" in "Jeb Bush" stands for? Man: Jedediah? Woman: J.E.B. his real name is John Ellis Bush. Man: That cornpone crap is made up? Woman: It played well in Florida. Man: I actually might've voted for John E. Bush... Woman: We thought he was a hick. But he's just another fraud.
ConserveGov about 9 years ago
Shrillary Rodram “Clinton”.Is she still married to that scumbag? Bill “BJ” Clinton?
moosemin about 9 years ago
The guy in this strip looks a bit like Leonard Nimoy!
Beppo10983 about 9 years ago
You’ve really been phoning in the hatred lately, Ted. I read this strip for the shrill, sanctimonious Progressive hatred and you’ve been slacking off. Jokes about Jeb Bush’s name? Who do you think you are, Tom Toles?
twclix about 9 years ago
Thanks, Ted. I didn’t know this. The two Bush brothers have worked hard to distance themselves from their Northeastern preppy, elitist roots. W worked very hard at being a Texas hick, and, John at being a southern icon. At least W succeeded. Reminds me of how much Clinton resembled Elvis. It was as though he practiced in front of a mirror while growing up. and it worked!
Diane Lee Premium Member about 9 years ago
I just know that if I bought one product from a company and it was barely satisfactory, then bought another that was clearly defective, I would find another company for a third purchase.
Ted Rall creator about 9 years ago
Maybe I’ll start referring to him as John Ellis Bush Bush. Because JEB Bush is like saying ATM Machine.
Ted Rall creator about 9 years ago
Not just like Bill. Bill is short for William. JEB is initials. Sort of a Texas thing, but the Texas thing would be JE Bush, and the JE wouldn’t stand for anything.
Michael Peterson Premium Member about 9 years ago
There’s no such name as “Jebediah”