Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 05, 2010

Need to adjust the distance ratio.

How would he know? He’s too short to count.

Don’t fire untill you see the whites of their eyes. Then you’ll be in range.

I notice that we don’t need to cut the rope to launch the catapault any more?

And where is the rest of Id’s army? If it’s just the Finch and Rodney, they’re doomed! Poor Rodney… :-)

Math! Oh. So that’s why I fire too soon?

Apparently this catapult is spring-loaded somehow.

Maybe that’s the secret to Id’s survival: it makes the Huns laugh themselves to death.

Pacejv, I hope you’re not saying what I think you’re saying, and if you are, then I doubt math has a thing to do with it. (cheerful raspberry)

Wait a minute, maybe it does. 36-24-36, or something like that…

then the King should learn it first..

Quick!..reload Rodney…with the FInk King.

Rodney suffers from Premature Capitulation.

Good one Sheik!

Try a Trebuchet.

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Sheik, stop that! Coke Zero going through your nose does not feel very good. :)

^ Agreed. I had the coke classic. And now I am wiping my desk clean.

Maybe we like need some archers ..or maybe guys with spears… along with the catapult. Don’t think the Huns are impressed.

To everyone, we should never been drinking or eating anything while reading the comments on this site due to painful repercussions… I’ve learned this the hard way too many times to count… :)

ROFLMAO!

Rats off to ya, Sheik ;)

They’ll have a hard time stopping the Huns.

After that I think I have a greater appreciation for Mulligan on Kelly’s Heroes.

Hey VIGIL I was dyslexic before they coined the word. Guess how I overcame it? Reading a lot and doing a lot of repetition in math. I now teach dyslexic adults to read. Amazing how the repetition your grandparents used works.

I trust Rodney to save Id. Never liked Id or the Fink.

“Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not learn from math are not only doomed to repeat it, but to fail all their science courses too.”

I think that Kingie means physics, not math.

whitet3260 - what’s physics without math, the queen of the sciences? (preferably at least calculus…)

bmonk - i’ll have to remember that one…

@Vigilante de noche & Lewreader - please take this in the humorous vein it was intended -

DYSLEXICS, UNTIE!

Seriously, it’s pretty admirable how some people have managed to overcome conditions like dyslexia…

Id must have the same teacher’s unions that we are blessed with.

Math, science, history, what’s that? But, putting condoms on bananas, or going to a protest march, THAT we do on a daily basis.

“Mom! Dad! I finally got my high school diploma! read it to me; what does it say?”

@ Johanan Rakkav ….Shame on you! Remember: ‘clean mind, clean body…take your pick.’

Step #2: “Divide and conquer”.