Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 07, 2015

“And here’s the winning numbers to tonight’s Powerball…”

All signs point to a commercial break.

F**K CNN? :P

And don’t forget the “In Bed Hypothesis,” which states that all fortunes are funnier if you add the words “in bed” to the end of them. The one in this comic is just another data point in its favor!

But they all look the same!