FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 11, 2010

Wow! I’m envious… I usually only win $2.

Right on, Gweedo!

He won $5 from $10 worth of scratch cards.

No money for the nonbeliever

LOL.

half! i want half! pwhahahaha

This does sound like a real marriage.

I’m sure that if it had been the other way around he’d have wanted half, too.

Andy, you’ve relinquished any claim when you denied Peter of his coffee and subjected your family to tofurkey.

Do I sense an addiction forming?

of course he just spent $150 to win that $5. and the government won’t let him deduct the $150, but will tax the $5. so Andy gets half of the tax burden too.

the lottery - a tax on those who don’t understand math…

typical lottery split - half for prizes, quarter for things like education that should be paid for by regular taxes, quarter for running the lottery.

laugh about it, shout about it, any way you look at it you lose…

zev.farkas, don’t you mean:

“typical lottery split - quarter for prizes, quarter for things like education that should be paid for by regular taxes, half for running the lottery.”

jp steve -

could be - depends on how corrupt the government and how gullible the populace…

Again: Few ever complain all that much about thie form of Taxes. Should run the IRS this way.

Heard of a thief that stole an entire roll of scratchers. NONE of them were winners!

Andy, you make terrible dinners, denied Roger of his coffee, and criticized him for his choices?? If I was Roger, I would keep the whole $5 and give Andy nothing. Oh, and Andy complains on every single vacation/trip no matter what it is! Now she’s definitely not getting any money!