Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 20, 2010

Weel, at least that explains why they have ginormous purses in the first place! XD

The sales lady just told Cathy that she has ginormous hips, thighs and butt. She needs a courtesy makeover.

The word “derriere” and any synonym have left my vocabulary. There is not one adjective in the English language that can go before them that makes the couch less lumpy.

looks like luggage not a purse (and maybe not even “fitting in the carry on bin” sized luggage!) I prefer much smaller ones and manage to put what I need into them just fine!

It doesn’t seem to do any of the things the saleslady said for her…and it’s a ridiculous looking thing! Cathy’s first statement fit best: “$350 for THIS?” :-D

I carry a one-strap backpack. If someone is walking a bit too close, all I have to do is find an excuse to flip around nice and fast and it fixes that problem. You can’t do that with her silly handbag (the weight shift would knock her flat).

It’s just going to sit in the closet with all the other carp she’s bought.

rac, I hope she learns her lesson from this…if you put carp in your closet, eventually it stinks

It’s so UGLY that peoples’ eyes focus on it like a car wreck, so they don’t notice your fat hips, thighs, or butt. They just wonder how anyone could buy something so ugly and pay $350.00 for it.

didn’t know if bleeep bleeped, hawks

It does, but the resultant smell is still bad

That bag is much too huge, and I’m tall enough to carry it. At that point it’s basically a diaper or beach bag with a designer label (and price tag) on it.

I miss the dogs. Can we move on to something that includes them again?