Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2015
February 03, 2015
February 05, 2015
Transcript:
Tahiti Jones: Are you enjoying yourself, Mrs? Cobra Carson: Miss... Miss Rattlesnake Leno. Narrator: Rip and Cobra are undercover at a posh party! Yowza! Tahiti Jones Funny... I knew you once as Cobra Carson! Kill her! Cobra Carson: Tahiti Jones!? Man: Die! Rip Haywire: Have some Champagne... on the house.
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
Use another animal for your name, Cobra, like Lion or Wolf(Which also sounds sexy). If that fails to bounce off your tongue, use Lobo(‘Wolf’ in Spanish.)
johnrussco over 9 years ago
“Kill Her” yeah right like that’s going to happen. Wonder why ole chicken liver Jones just didn’t take care of the matter at hand himself? … after all she is just a little girl in a long dress …
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Suave move there, Rip. Love your style.Hey Dan, was Cobra an alternate for Kill Bill? There were a lot of snakes in that, too.
Ken in Ohio over 9 years ago
Love the Carson to Leno reference!
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Dan, I’m sure you laid awake at night thinking up that one…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
She used that alias once before, didn’t she? Oh, yes. I remember… That was when she and Mayflower Skip (Rip) were rescuing that Archie/Betty-like couple from goons who wanted to sell their baby.
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Did Mr. Turban get served, or what?
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
Glad I’m not the only one who remembers “the Viper!” :-D
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
A snake in the grass by any other name…
The Rolling Cat over 9 years ago
Or ‘Python Paar’?