Close to Home by John McPherson for April 15, 2010

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    If you’re lucky, you’ll get to meet his probation officer.

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    margueritem  about 14 years ago

    And if you’re real lucky, he won’t take you to his place….

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Rehabilitation. In my state we don’t just hire our felons, we re-elect them. Our ex-governor walked out of federal pen and into a six figure state job.

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    Little Miss Tink  about 14 years ago

    That he should have kept in thought.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 14 years ago

    I luv cell phones, heh heh

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 14 years ago

    @ Tink Me: Yes, “inside voices”.

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    Smiley Rmom  about 14 years ago

    “Things you don’t want to hear on a blind date” - That could produce a whole series of jokes. Any suggestions?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 14 years ago

    someone to help me collect cans and bottles.

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    jpozenel  about 14 years ago

    It’s good to see a craftsman take pride in his work.

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    coffeeturtle  about 14 years ago

    @jtpozenel Loved this one and your comment

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    eardroppings  about 14 years ago

    Wait til he takes her part the bank.

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    mrssaskfan  about 14 years ago

    Other things you don’t want to hear on a blind date: “The rash is starting to go away now.” “My mother wants to meet you.” “You look a lot older than I thought you would.”

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    bobpeters61  about 14 years ago

    So if I’m out on a bad blind date, I now know what to say.

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