The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 15, 2010

Poor tooth fairy…..

Where’s the unicorn?

Do I see an honest politician?

Good one, Lewreader!

Rob the tooth fairy. heh heh

Shouldn’t there be a Jesus statue or Bible, too?

To quote a fictional Admiral, ”ITS A TRAP!”.

hehe, At first I thot that was a little white mouse (maybe from Cinderella?) on the trap under the pillow, I was sooo confused!

rudolph won’t be joining in any reindeer games

wontobe, that jesus statue would be glow-in-the-dark with a magnet on the bottom so jesus can peer at you from the dash board of your 1950’s car (equipped with metal dashboard)

oh , I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car……..

that doesn’t look like Roy (aka The Molinator)…

Lew, your presumption that there are no honest politicians is patently false. There are very many dead politicians who are perfectly honest down deep. (six feet down deep)

@Nighthawks:

Quoting Carlin, are we???

2nd verse:

“I don’t care if things get hairy, Long as I’ve got Magnetic Mary Settin’ on the dashboard of my car!”

Doctor Toon -

My son and I went to see the movie House of Wax featuring Paris Hilton

When her character ( Piage) was killed of,f the entire audience cheered

Where is the Great Pumpkin?

He made a great pumpkin pie out of it.

Looks like he’s about to add a child-grabbing tree to his collection. Quite an acquisition, that.